Last night I had a dream that I was in English in Mrs [REDACTED] class and Jared was there, so I sat next to him and Mrs [REDACTED] called me racist for sitting next to him. I asked her why and she said “because you sat next to a brown man.” And she also mentioned that since I am older than Jared by almost 8 months, that makes me extra racist somehow. Me and her spent half the class arguing about it. Then we paired up with the person sitting next to us in a baking competition. Jonathan’s team won and me and Jared’s team lost and then Mrs [REDACTED] called us the n-word. Then after that, Me, Jared, Jonathan and Lucas had sex in front of Ben Shapiro. It was epic.