Uncles Only
Once they start to smell, only your homies can swipe your stick.
WARNING: STUPID SHIT AHEAD!!!
- Teacher: ok class, jackets off.
- Core Memory That I Made Up:
In eighth grade Jonathan burst into the class and yelled “guys, you would not believe how many black men I just had sex with!!” But instead of giving a number, he just started silently weeping and he refused to speak for the rest of the day.
- superpowers
Imagine if you had a superpower where you could select anyone you wanted at any time and give them the near uncontrollable urge to say the n-word and other racist, ignorant shit. so if you are in a professional setting and you are losing an argument, you can use your power to make the person start yelling the n-word, this will make their credibility drastically go down and lead to you winning the argument because no one wants to side with a racist.
- Dream log #5
I had a dream that Lucas had a hot math tutor. him and the tutor went to my house and had sex on my sister’s bed and I had to lie to my mom about why they were in my sister’s room making all the noise.
- Dream log #4
I had a dream that Jonathan left me a slip of paper on my couch. I didn’t get around to reading it until my sister found it. It turned out to be a 1 time use n-word pass. We started arguing over who should have it and my sister said that she needed it more than I did. Our arguing turned into fighting. Like we were relentlessly beating the shit out of each other over the n-word pass. She eventually killed me and that’s when I woke up.
tl;dr. Me and my sister violently fought over the n-word pass.
me and my sister fought over the n-word pass
All posts:
- Teacher: ok class, jackets off.
- Core Memory That I Made Up:
- superpowers
- Dream log #5
- Dream log #4
- Dream Log #3
- Dream Log #2
- dream log Entry #1
Hey, I’m Gabe and I am the proud owner of unclesonly.com, which also means that I’m probably one of the most powerful people in the world. My friends Jonathan, Jared, Lucas, Blake and Jackson helped me come up with ideas and help me run the website. I wouldn’t be able to do it alone because frankly I have enough extra chromosomes to feed a small village, which is pretty much the purpose of this website. Anyway, I got the idea to buy this website from a Markiplier video. he was playing scrap mechanic incase you want to see where it all started. so basically this website is just shit posts and other dumb stuff me and my friends come up with. I’ll update this page when I get the time and as I learn my way around adding features. one last thing I feel obligated to warn you that the shit you are about to see and read is incredibly stupid, so don’t say I didn’t warn you.