In eighth grade Jonathan burst into the class and yelled “guys, you would not believe how many black men I just had sex with!!” But instead of giving a number, he just started silently weeping and he refused to speak for the rest of the day.

Imagine if you had a superpower where you could select anyone you wanted at any time and give them the near uncontrollable urge to say the n-word and other racist, ignorant shit. so if you are in a professional setting and you are losing an argument, you can use your power to make the person…

I had a dream that Lucas had a hot math tutor. him and the tutor went to my house and had sex on my sister’s bed and I had to lie to my mom about why they were in my sister’s room making all the noise.

I had a dream that Jonathan left me a slip of paper on my couch. I didn’t get around to reading it until my sister found it. It turned out to be a 1 time use n-word pass. We started arguing over who should have it and my sister said that she needed it more…

I had a dream that I was in high school and it was raining outside, but then the school caught on fire so we had to evacuate. Me and Ray William Johnson ran to the nearest exit and escaped, but Ray William Johnson turned out to be Jared in disguise. And while we were outside,…

Last night I had a dream that I was in English in Mrs [REDACTED] class and Jared was there, so I sat next to him and Mrs [REDACTED] called me racist for sitting next to him. I asked her why and she said “because you sat next to a brown man.” And she also mentioned that…

Last night I had a dream that I shit my pants and the only people who knew were 3 elderly black women and they silently judged me.